Woot! I ordered this dress on Sunday and it looks like it shipped today. (Can you tell I’m super excited?)

Woot! I ordered this dress on Sunday and it looks like it shipped today. (Can you tell I’m super excited?)

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I’ve had this song stuck in my head all week…

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All the magic, be it in code or design, starts with a clear mind, pen and a blank paper.
Brian Wangila

Calvin and Hobbes on Creativity

  • Calvin: You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
  • Hobbes: What mood is that?
  • Calvin: Last-minute panic.

Groupon Guide To: Facebook Status Updates

If you’ve ever been to Groupon.com, you’ve seen the cloud cat. (And if you haven’t, you need to.) 

Anyways, I was randomly checking out deals in Ft. Worth and I stumbled upon the cloud cat’s “Groupon Guide To: Facebook Status Updates” and it was freaking hilarious. Here’s the text:

Facebook is rapidly becoming the most important part of everyday human life. Be the best Facebook of all of the Facebooks by posting these, the most eye-catching Facebook status updates:

  • My little [your baby’s name] just learned how to grow hair. Fortune has truly smiled upon us. Here’s a picture of everything we’re eating today.
  • Love. [link to a video of a flower growing set to ukulele music]
  • Come to my gallery opening tonight! I took pictures of a rusty car and an old man’s shoe. Tickets are an amount of money requiring you to bring singles, so BRING SINGLES!
  • #hashtagonfacebook
  • I just ran 4 miles, but it doesn’t count unless you read this.
  • Fairies are the pretty morning dew come to rest upon the garden of our hearts REPOST IF YOU THINK FAIRIES ARE REAL
  • Thinking about posting about thinking about deleting Facebook.
“Watt is love?”

“Watt is love?”

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